Are you good at math? Because I’m trying to subtract our clothes." - Port Saint Jones

Thursday, 02 October 2025

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City: Port Saint Jones, Eastern Cape

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Contact name Candy
Phone +27703788867

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"You seem like a man who delivers. I take next-day service.

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